Need a little pick-me-up? These fantastic tweets capture the funniest parts of parenting, and a nice reminder that this stuff happens to us all!
1. The harshness of kids.
[walking to the car]— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 12, 2018
4-year-old: *stops to fix her shoe* Wait for me.
2-year-old: We can leave her.
2. The bliss of their (temporary) absence.
[dropping son off at camp]— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 7, 2018
son: I'll miss you
me: We'll miss you too buddy
son: I'll call every night
me: We won't answer
3. Necessary PSAs.
I was once nibbling on a left over sandwich off of my Son's tea plate. Only when I paused to look at it did I see that he had picked his nose and wiped the bogie on the plate.— Miss M.E.Smith 😀 💐🌷🌼🌹🌸🌺 (@koorber_mary) June 27, 2018
4. The disappearance of annoying toys.
Sometimes, there’s nothing as satisfying as the sound of a Lego being sucked up in the vacuum cleaner.— Amy at My Real Life (@AmyBozza) May 19, 2018
5. Them wake-up calls.
I told my daughter she can be anything she wants to be. Turns out, she wants to be an alarm clock that goes off at 5 AM— The Dad (@thedad) May 9, 2018
6. Oh yes. The dinosaurs.
Letting my kid watch Jurassic Park for the first time.— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) July 4, 2018
Me: This came out in 1993. This came out when *I* was *your* age.
Kid: Oh, like when the dinosaurs were really still around?
7. The successes.
Playing everyone's favorite game- How Much Poop Can You Touch Before Noon?— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) July 2, 2018
I'm either winning or losing, depending on how you look at it.
8. The life lessons.
Think you’re a “no regrets” person? Go buy your kid a 100 pack of Glo-Sticks.— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) July 1, 2018
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