All parents-to-be are (understandably) a little nervous, with heaps of questions about pregnancy and childbirth. It appears some are more frequently asked than others though, and someone out there is taking the mickey.
A pregnant woman spotted this sheet at her obstetrician appointment and thank goodness she posted it on Reddit for all the world to relish.
Just take a look, you'll be in fits of laughter:
Our favourite is probably the comparison of childbirth to a tornado... Or maybe the promise of normalcy in a couple decades at the end?
Parenting. It's a wild ride.
Listen to our parent show, Kinderling Conversation:
:: Watch comedian Christian Hull talk parenting... and wine
:: These pregnancy photos will make you swoon
:: I finally stopped being a mum martyr and I couldn't be happier
:: This 'Dinner Time With Kids' video is hilariously accurate
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For when you want to say "welcome" but also "enter at own risk".
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Do with this information what you will.
This letter to the tooth fairy is the purest thing you'll read today
"It would be so horrible without fairys even thinking about it my eyes are starting to tear up."
10 photos that show what 'mum life' looked like before social media
Times definitely have changed!
8 nostalgic '80s hairstyles we're semi-tempted to try on our kids
Tempting ... but also verging on child abuse!
9 television shows every '80s kid was obsessed with
Prepare yourself for a serious trip down memory lane!
Say WHAT?! Science says playing hip hop to cheese makes it taste better
BRB ... gotta go blast some Tribe Called Quest to my Gouda.
6 easy elephant crafts to get kids excited for the new Dumbo movie
We're excited ... which means our kids need to get excited, too!