All parents-to-be are (understandably) a little nervous, with heaps of questions about pregnancy and childbirth. It appears some are more frequently asked than others though, and someone out there is taking the mickey.
A pregnant woman spotted this sheet at her obstetrician appointment and thank goodness she posted it on Reddit for all the world to relish.
Just take a look, you'll be in fits of laughter:
Our favourite is probably the comparison of childbirth to a tornado... Or maybe the promise of normalcy in a couple decades at the end?
Parenting. It's a wild ride.
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