Mums, here's some cheeky Mother's Day fun to give you a giggle!
This Sunday, simply cross off these time-honoured Mum-isms on the bingo board as you say them (and let's face it, you will) and reward yourself with the rest of the day off. We reckon you'll be free by midday.
More seriously, have a magnificient Mother's Day! You are all amazing, inspiring, miraculous mums. We hope you get to sleep in past 8am.
PS if you do play, tag us on your social media so we can see!
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Tempting ... but also verging on child abuse!
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Prepare yourself for a serious trip down memory lane!
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BRB ... gotta go blast some Tribe Called Quest to my Gouda.
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We're excited ... which means our kids need to get excited, too!