Think you're having a bad day with the kids? Spare a thought for the substitute teacher whose chaotic class notes have gone viral on Reddit, getting almost two million views to date.
Standing in for an absent colleague isn't easy, but taking over someone else's primary school class for the day is up there with Bear Grylls's toughest challenge. The day kicks off with one student Jackson repeatedly yelling 'peanuts' and Janelle's spilling her milk and fruity pebbles everywhere.
Less than an hour later, Dylan had started a dance party in the corner. It wasn't a problem at first because it was just the boys, "but then Geneva joined" and the dancing took over half the class.
By 10 am, things had gone from bad to worse. "The fart noises haven't stopped for 30 minutes. It started with a real fart. I suspect Hugo. Now they're arguing which one of their fake farts would smell worse."
The anonymous sub survived till recess "fashioning ear plugs out of broken crayons". But a few hours with Jackson, Janelle and co. led to her drafting a letter of resignation by the end of the day. "The name Jasmin appears no less than 8 times,” she wrote at the end of her viral pink note.
We hope she recovers soon. Here's the full note:
9 parents who put our Crazy Hair Day efforts to shame
BRB. Stealing all these ideas as inspiration for the next one...
Drag queen performing 'Baby Shark' for a toddler wins the internet this week
What a QUEEN!
Uhhh ... eight kids who really drew the darndest things
What's the most outrageous thing your kid has drawn? Does it top these?
This genius idea will change how you do baby shower gifts forever
Why you didn't we make this switch sooner?!
Did you know there’s an actual IRL Cabbage Patch Kids birth centre? Yes, really!
Babyland General Hospital exists, people!
10 totally inspired Baby Shark birthday party ideas
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!
10 brilliant party games for kids under 3
Under-3s can find party games a challenge, so here are the best party games for preschoolers!
Chris Hemsworth's crafternoon with his daughter is #dadgoals
The dad-of-three can wield a pair of scissors just as well as a hammer!